Answering an age-old question

Why Men Die First

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...but now, we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work hard enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...it's exploitation;
if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism.
If she gets a promotion ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.
If you mention she looks nice...it's sexual harassment;
if you don't mention it...it's male indiference.
If you cry...you're a wimp;
if you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist;
if she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination;
if she asks you to do something you don't enjoy...it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert;
if you don't appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're a sexist;
If you don't like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain;
if you don't try to keep in shape...you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers...you're after something;
if you don't...you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself;
if you're not...you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache...she's tired;
if you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often...you're oversexed;
if you don't...there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.