Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Ignorant people, chap. 4

Lately, I've been thinking about these posts concerning ignorant people, and I started thinking, maybe the problem is not with the people out there, but more with me. Maybe I'm just not patient enough with the people I interact with. Maybe I should stop and say "I should be more patient and understanding when it comes to dealing with others". And then I have a good laugh (I needed it), and come to the realization that it's not me, it's the large number of ignorant motherfuckers out there.

Warning: The following entry contains explcit language. Parental discretion is advised.

This entry goes hand in hand with Chap. 2 concerning fuckwads on the road. I've noticed last week that the term "Sunday Driver" no longer applies, as fucking retards who shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car are now out from Friday evening to Monday morning. On Saturday, I was stuck in traffic on the Queensway, which was bizarre cause it wasn't rush hour, and the Senators were out of town. So I was wondering what was the hold up. Here's the reason for the slow traffic. A police officer had pulled over a car. On the other side of the highway (opposite direction). So why was everybody stopped? Do you motherfuckers think the cop will come after you if you don't go 20 km/h? NO! He won't, you pieces of shit! I heard a military man say this once on the bus,; there are too many analysts in Ottawa. People who have to stop and analyze what's going on. Why don't you cocksuckers just keep on driving instead of pissing off everybody.

And now, the one that takes the cake. This is so fucking unbeleivable. It's almost as amazing as the bitch who was inching her way through an intersection with a flashing red light that I mentioned in Chap. 2. Some asshole was stopped at a red light with the rest of us. Then the light turned green and he didn't move. Now that's no big deal, cause lots of people have had this happen to them, me included. After a while, like always we honked the horn to let him know the light was green. He didn't move. So we honked twice to let him know. Then, this retard sticks his cell phone out the window, waves it around and goes back to talking and still doesn't move. He indicated to the rest of us that he was on a call so we should stop honking. Would I have been a bad person if I would've gone over, taken his cell phone and shoved it so far up his ass that he would've had to push it aside to brush his teeth?!

This just goes to show you that there are too many people out there who only think of themselves. They are what matters and the world be damned. These ignorant fucks should be rounded up and beaten severely, on a daily basis. That would make the world a much better place.

Hmm, that wasn't as profanity-filled has I had hoped. Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age. Well, if I wanted to have every third word of a post be a swear, I would write about the city of Toronto. Hmmm, something to keep in mind for later.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Ignorant people, chap. 3

Warning: This entry will contain explicit language. Parental discretion is advised.

Now this entry on ignorant people will be a little different, as in it won't be about ignorant people, but more about one ignorant motherfucker in particular. I have received permission to talk about this.

A friend of mine met this person on a dating website, and there was an instant connection between them. Now my friend is one of the nicest, most generous and sincere person I've ever met. She would do anything to help others. Her only flaw is that she likes kids. But hey, nobody's perfect. LOL! ;-)

Now this fuckwad is a member of the Armed Forces, and unfortunately, he's giving them a bad name. They went on a few dates and they were crazy for each other. I was happy to see my friend so happy to have met someone. And he was saying how special she was and how he felt wonderful to be around her. And that she would be nice to come home to, since his work sometimes takes him out of the country. She accepted that and they were making plans to meet and go out again.

Then the bullshit started. He made a date with her for a Friday night, and told her he'd call her on Thursday. She was all looking forward to it. Thursday comes, no call. Doesn't hear from him for about 3 weeks. Then she receives and email from him saying that he had to leave the country for work and it was top secret and he couldn't tell her he was leaving or where he was going. Right, good one Mr. Bond. Your work consits of going to countries and setting up programs to teach english. Really top secret work you do there. Thank you for keeping us safe from people who can't speak English, you fucking piece of trash! The he told her that he would be back in a few months. So my friend waited, cause she had deep feelings for this guy.

He did come back from his global saving mission and spent the evening with her. He then told her that they'll go out the following weekend. My friend was very happy about that. Anybody want to take a guess what happened? That's right, another top secret mission to save the world from non-english speaking people. And again not so much as an explination.

Now I'm going to shorthen this story and just say that this walking pile of shit did this another 6 times. He kept telling her she was special, and that he had these deep feelings for her and that she would be the type of person he wants to come home to. Now I do know that people in the military sometimes have to leave on short notice. I just find it really fucking strange that he has to leave on top secret missions ONLY WHEN HE MADE A DATE WITH HER. Do you get kicks out of using this sweet girl, you cock-sucking motherfucker?! Treating her like a fool?

Then my friend, who has a journal entry on Livejournal (shamless plug), mentioned how she felt about him and how she wished he could just be with her and hold her tight (I'm going to vomit here :-P). And what does he do? He comments on her journal that she led him on and that she had no right to say those things. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! Listen up, you Goddamn piece of shit; a journal or blog is made for a person to express his or her thoughts, and if you don't fucking like it, don't read it! And please explain to me how saying that she cares for you and mentioning that you said you cared for her is leading you on? Do you even know the meaning of "leading on"? The answer you're looking for is "No, I don't know the meaning, cause I'm a retarded fuck." If you're looking for the meaning of leading someone on, what you did to her is leading someone on.

And now, my friend has finally realized that this person is a worthless piece of human trash and a waste of her time. Good for her! She deserved much better that this asshole son of a bitch and all he deserved is a good kick in head.