Ignorant people, chap. 2
WARNING: The following entry contains strong language. Parental discretion is advised. Oh yeah! Angry Man is back!!!
Road rage: n : violence exhibited by drivers in traffic. But in today's society, I don't think that term applies anymore. I think it's more justifiable road rage, because of all you little, ignorant fucks out there on the road!
If anthropologists are looking to stupid ignorant people, they can easily find a huge concentration of them on the roads. People say that to drive you need to be calm and patient. That's kinda fucking hard to do with so many ignorant motherfuckers driving. They also say that you need good judgement to drive. Well someone should tell these idiots.
One example for you. I once saw a woman who was going through an intersection. Give her credit that she was obeying the rules of the road she learned in driving school, which states that you cannot drive through on a red light. Beautiful! A good rule to follow, for sure. Problem is, the lights at the intersection were out so all you had were the blinking red light. Well, this bitch was inching forward everytime the light was not red, and stopping when it was. ... ... yeah! I'm sure most of you are stunned silent by this, and are thinking "he's lying" I swear I am not. Bring me a Bible and I will swear on it that I am telling the truth. I was among the dozen of people yelling and wishing this idiot would die a painfull, painfull, slow death. That would be one more fuck off the road.
Another example of idiocy on the road, those people who are parked at a stop sign. News flash, shithead! it's not going to turn green! You can go after stopping. Are you waiting for a fucking invitation? Well, here it is. "Dear fuck, you may go straight to Hell! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200!" And another thing that burns me up, are the people who take 5 minutes to turn a corner. Holy shit!
I'm done venting now. So here's an idea that may help solve some of these problems on the road. There should be a mandatory road test every 5 years for everyone. Cause part of the problem right now is that people get their license and fuck the rules. If they had to pass a driving exam every 5 years, the number of ignorant shits on the road would greatly be reduced.
Road rage: n : violence exhibited by drivers in traffic. But in today's society, I don't think that term applies anymore. I think it's more justifiable road rage, because of all you little, ignorant fucks out there on the road!
If anthropologists are looking to stupid ignorant people, they can easily find a huge concentration of them on the roads. People say that to drive you need to be calm and patient. That's kinda fucking hard to do with so many ignorant motherfuckers driving. They also say that you need good judgement to drive. Well someone should tell these idiots.
One example for you. I once saw a woman who was going through an intersection. Give her credit that she was obeying the rules of the road she learned in driving school, which states that you cannot drive through on a red light. Beautiful! A good rule to follow, for sure. Problem is, the lights at the intersection were out so all you had were the blinking red light. Well, this bitch was inching forward everytime the light was not red, and stopping when it was. ... ... yeah! I'm sure most of you are stunned silent by this, and are thinking "he's lying" I swear I am not. Bring me a Bible and I will swear on it that I am telling the truth. I was among the dozen of people yelling and wishing this idiot would die a painfull, painfull, slow death. That would be one more fuck off the road.
Another example of idiocy on the road, those people who are parked at a stop sign. News flash, shithead! it's not going to turn green! You can go after stopping. Are you waiting for a fucking invitation? Well, here it is. "Dear fuck, you may go straight to Hell! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200!" And another thing that burns me up, are the people who take 5 minutes to turn a corner. Holy shit!
I'm done venting now. So here's an idea that may help solve some of these problems on the road. There should be a mandatory road test every 5 years for everyone. Cause part of the problem right now is that people get their license and fuck the rules. If they had to pass a driving exam every 5 years, the number of ignorant shits on the road would greatly be reduced.
posted by Angry_Man at 12:20 p.m.
1 Comments:
ok...the worst place to drive is on the 416 at night, i can't tell you how many people speed up and pass, then pull in front of me adn slow down. I know i'm not changing my speed, i'm on cruise control! get with it!
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